People that don't like Spike

Alas, I suffer the slings and arrows of root beer lovers everywhere. Usually over IBC. Let me start with my favorite (who gets points for *not* being about IBC):

You don't know shit about Root Beer. Tommy Knockers is great and Stewarts does not belong in the low C category. Maybe you shouldn't wipe your ass with your tongue.

To fill in the blanks, select the text with your mouse. I wrote the guy back but he didn't respond. They never do. Repeat after me..."it's just a soft drink"